What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care. But Happy 18th Birthday anyway!
Funny 18th Birthday Wishes
I have a funny quote for your 18th birthday; “Behind every great man is a woman with a hostage.” – Jim Kinloch
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, press 3. Happy 18th Birthday!
Keep getting older, because aging a little each year beats the alternative. Happy 18th Birthday!
Happy 18th birthday from all the way over here on this side of the apartment.
I have a joke for your 18th birthday: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie