Funny 60th Birthday
You are like a good wine – You improve with age. Happy 60th Birthday!
I have a little tip for your birthday – The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Happy birthday.
Congratulations! You passed the middle life crises. Now you’re offically old!
Don’t begin each day with coffee and obituaries. It’s the common mistake of getting old. Happy birthday!