I have a joke for your birthday: It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. Happy funny birthday my friend!
Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend
Why does this keep happening? I’m going to find a giant maze and kick someone’s ass in air hockey in your honor.
I heared that the grim reaper has marked a nother hatch mark next to your name. Have a great birthday!
I wish today was not your birthday… Because I forgot to get you a present.
I gathered funny texts that will make you laugh on this special day: – There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. – The number one problem in our country is apathy, but who cares! – Earth is full. Go home. Use them wisely! Happy Birthday my friend!
I have a joke for yor birthday : What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah! Happy Birthday my best…