I’ve had amnesia as long as I can remember, but I didn’t forget your birthday. Happy Birthday Sis!
Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister
Just think, pretty soon you’ll be able to use the bathroom in your diaper again. That was the good life. Happy Birthday, you’re one year closer.
I usually try to give people a birthday card that matches them personally. Unfortunately they were all out of the stone tablet and ancient papyrus greeting cards. I guess this more modern version will have to do. Happy birthday, Sis!
Happy Birthday Sis! May it be filled with ninjas on unicorns that bring you sacks of cash.