Why does this keep happening? I’m going to find a giant maze and kick someone’s ass in air hockey in your honor.
Just think, pretty soon you’ll be able to use the bathroom in your diaper again. That was the good life. Happy Birthday, you’re one year closer.
I hate being fat, but I love eating food. Were is your birthday cake???
Wishing you enough air to blow out all of your candles. Happy 25th Birthday!
I heared that the grim reaper has marked a nother hatch mark next to your name. Have a great birthday!
I’m glad you came out your mom’s stomach. Happy Birthday, and you still owe me $20, I’ll invoice ya!
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, press 3. Happy 18th Birthday!
I usually try to give people a birthday card that matches them personally. Unfortunately they were all out of the stone tablet and ancient papyrus greeting cards. I guess this more modern version will have to do. Happy birthday, Sis!
I have one for your birthday: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
I wish today was not your birthday… Because I forgot to get you a present.