Wishing you the Bestest Happiestest Birthday Ever! I’ll have a drink for you tonight.
Who says you actually have to keep having birthdays? We all stop having them sometime. There’s a ton of people in the cemeteries that haven’t aged in a long time. Best wishes on many more happy birthdays.
Keep getting older, because aging a little each year beats the alternative. Happy 18th Birthday!
When I think of the word youth, I think of you. That’s because the word “you” is contained in the word “youth.” I hope you are feeling youthful on your birthday. Happy Birthday, Brother!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me… Happy Birthday!
I was gonna make you a rum cake. But now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk. Happy 21st Birthday!
I gathered funny texts that will make you laugh on this special day: – There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. – The number one problem in our country is apathy, but who cares! – Earth is full. Go home. Use them wisely! Happy Birthday my friend!
Happy 18th birthday from all the way over here on this side of the apartment.
Happy Birthday Sis! May it be filled with ninjas on unicorns that bring you sacks of cash.
I’m not sure what’s wrong with your birthday… But it’s probably your fault!